Poems

Ode to WordPress

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If I can use WordPress,
So can you!

Cats

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You can fail at training a cat,
Until your face turns purple.

Spider Pig

Spider pig is a good pig.
One thing that’s great is he’s really big.
He scares off the bad guys when they try to steal.
They run so fast because of his terrifying squeal.